the below is being handed out to crack/drug dealers at the corner of 2 and Bell. Nothing else has worked so maybe this…couldn’t hurt right?
Dear Fellow Business Person,
I’d like to propose a location compromise. You see your business and my business to not work very well together. Your customers likely don’t enjoy having their photos taken, and my customers don’t like squeezing past some of your more unruly customers.
So here’s what we propose. You move to a safer place, a place that is free of our cameras, and free of the harassment your getting from the public.
3rd and Battery is a perfect location for you to conduct your business. There are no business’ there to harass you, there’s a 60 foot long wall that is great for resting your tired feet. There’s a covered parking area that has no cameras so your customers can indulge out of the rain, and away from critical eyes.
Just walk over there and have a look, it’s perfect.
Please, if we all have to be here we must work together, the alternative is uniformed police will stand on this corner and arrest your customers over and over. It’s just easier and safer for you to move. Otherwise, I have inside info that you are all on at least 2 cameras at all times, and they are building a case against you.