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Bacon Vodka Strikes Belltown / America.

In the voice of John McCain…

My freinds, I’d like to make you dangerously aware of a new threat upon American culture. Terrorists have exposed the nerve center of the American public; Bacon. They have also found our most sacred weakness; alcohol. Our enemies have suceeded in developing a most potent threat; Bacon Vodka.

Together….My Friends… We must put a stop to this challenge of democracy. Our very way of life hangs in the balance. Together, we must resist the urge to delight in this salty euphoric libaton. Do not visit Belltown Bistro. Do not take part in this canibalism of what is sacred. My Friends, stand strong, stay sober minded…. resist.

ok, sorry. I know this is funny to me and me only.